En los SATs se encuentran verdaderas joyas :D

These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

Un picspam del 22 de enero, muy muy atrasado

Yeah, muy atrasado... casi un mes, pero bueno
el punto es que lo estoy haciendo.
Y juro que actualizo mi blog hasta la fecha el lunes para que tenga todo desde la tnt hasta san valentin... no lo habia hecho por falta de recursos (aka... fotos de la tnt) y quiero que vaya mas o menos cronologicamente asi que... yeah, you know.
Acabo de notar que aveces parece que tengo OCD aunque mas bien la mayor parte del tiempo parece que tengo ADHD. Yyyyyyyy... ese no es el punto. El punto aqui es picspam (que no esta en orden... pero bueno

empecemos:Emilio y yo con los pastelitos que nos trajo Jhonny!


Zkurlet y yo haciendole caras a la camarita del celular despues de cortarnos el cabello juntasMas caras al celular


Oh, no! mi cabello se va!
Todavia con cabello y con el lindo gorrito de Kyo!

YAY zkurlet, myself and anayansi! <3

Moar us three

Zkurlet y yo

Tres Otakus en las jardineras oyendo musica y leyendo manga :] top that

Chetes boy!

Estudiando para el etsamen de etimologias

Y sonriendo despues del corte de cabello
Well... that's it for now, wait until monday! :D

The dreaded Blue Screen Of Death!

No estoy muy segura como pero la tan temida Blue Screen of Death me aparecio... fue realmente una experiencia horrible. Mi computadora no prendia y la tuve que mandar a componer. Y asi es como quede alrededor de 3 dias sin computadora. :(
Y, mientras arreglaban mi linda computadora, yo no tenia nada interesante que hacer, asi que malgaste mi tiempo haciendo piramides de cartas (jamas logre que alguna fuera mas grande de 3 pisos), jugue solitario con cartas verdaderas, hice un dibujo, hice 3 pulseras, vi tooooda una serie de television de la cual jamas habia oido hablar (y por cierto hoy se estreno el ultimo capitulo. La verdad no esta nada bueno), y oi musica hasta acabarme las baterias de mi diskman (oh,iPod, como te extrano!).
Y si, la hermosisima y amada (notese el sarcasmo) blue screen of death tiene su propia pagina de wikipedia... con ese nombre!
Jamas volvere a reirme de los poderes de la gran blue screen of death. Lo juro.

Cambiando de tema, les informo que me cai y me hice una cortada en la rodilla y me duele al apoyarla :S, y la verdad no se como sucedio por que al revisar el piso donde cai (fue en mi casa) no encontre nada con lo que me pudiera haber cortado... supongo que solo es mala suerte.
ah, y hoy me comi 3 manzanas, del puro aburrimiento (y no habia nada mejor que comer en mi casa...)